5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

Koun gadha ?

Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha”

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”
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bHAO Bhao

Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.”

“dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon”

Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”
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999 Kaun hain?
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.

Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai?
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Height Of Stupidity

Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai :p
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