Never Ever Lie to a woman
Mast Joke Add commentsA man called home to his wife and said, ‘Darling ,
go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for
a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the
office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up’ ‘Oh! Please pack
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes.
But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to
You’ll love the answer,folks……
The wife replied, ‘I did, dear. They’re in your fishing box! …’
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