5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

Cigarettes…
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don’t have anything
else with you in the boat….how will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will
become LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light
the other
Cigarette.
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Want?another deadly answer.

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch
it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette.
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer….

Another solution:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop…(TIP - TIP)

“TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee.”

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”.

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer….
Another solution:
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get
jealous & “jalney
lagega” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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