5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour
??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can
there be greater than this one?”

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A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my
father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”

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A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my figure?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of
humor.