5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

1. Dhoom 17 ready for release.

2. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar

3. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya’s 3rd marriage .

4. Abhi toh Mein jawan hoon - Dev Anand.

5. Petrol Rs.999 / litre (Bata price).

6. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

7. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea

8. Siddhu launches his own TV channal where he can speak and laugh for the whole day.

9. After giving 49 flop movie in a row himesh reshamiya is coming in hollywood romantic movie sequel titanic 3.