5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

1.  What is height of Fashion?
    Ans : Dhoti with a zip .

2. What is height of Secrecy?
  Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
  Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?
  Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
  Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her
last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?
  Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?
  Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?
   Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?
  Ans : A cow giving milk powder.

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
    Ans : Banta’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the
Fire brigade!!!  The 21st Century Defined…

Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our faith - Godless

Our labor - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feeling - Heartless

Our politics - Clueless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Much less