5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

If the Titanic was made in India

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course

Singing in the rain

3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,

But the villian would die in the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine’s father to teach the hero a

Lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.


And last but not least

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC

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Ever Wondered..How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???

Have a nice day! —– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up? —– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding! —– *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me! —– * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Cool man! —–* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! —-* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.—– * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine! —– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?—– * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —-* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? —– * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. —- * Party mein patthar feko.


And the best ones are…..


How do you do? —– * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch…… * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!….*Chalo bahar latakte hai

@  “”He worked by day And toiled by night.  He gave up play And some delight.

Dry books he read, New things to learn. And forged ahead, Success to earn.

He plodded on with  Faith and pluck;  And when he won,Men called it luck …” -Anonymus