5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
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Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

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Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek line code
Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek line code”

“Hamari Hindi filmon ki tarah hamare
Projects mein aakhir tak sab kuch theek ho jaata hai ……
Happyzz Endingzzz …….
Aur agar aisa na ho to samjho
Project abhi baaki hai mere DOST ……”

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye…
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye….

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Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main…phir Rikshaa kar lenge..

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Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main Bhais ghus jaye.

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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Ek hi duniya mein rehte hain,

Phir bhi mil nahin paate hain….

Tumse to tumhaare khwaab achchhe hain,

Jo aankhein band karte hi chale aate hain!

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Dard main koi mauasam pyara nahi hota,

dil ho pyassa to pani se gujaara nahi hota,

dekhe zara koi bebasi hamari,

hum usi ke hogaye jo hamara na hota.