5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

YOUR NUMBER AND WHAT YOU ARE!

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1.

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2.

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3.

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4.

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5.

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6.

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7.

If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r number 8.

If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r number 9.

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritative, famous person…always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will

have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too… Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children… You are pioneer, independent & original…Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

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Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of your family…You are

gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

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Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a man/woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It’s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone’s attitude then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won’t be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it’s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

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Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times,

you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don’t know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well…All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too..

You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order…

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
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Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks lets do this”. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times ‘coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it’s your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

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Number 6
Loop ’s. you are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further …

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

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Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of un-fullfillness, such worries all their

lifetime. It’s probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don’t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

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Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there’s no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say “this is what”. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! U become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals,

accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

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Number 9
Hey..you guys are the un-compatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achieve what you have done, it’s always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights

and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

1.Name : Pehli Manzil
Venue : 81/3-1, Sri Aurobindo Marg Adchini, New Delhi
Timings : 1200 - 3pm, 7.30pm- 11.30pm.
Attraction: Chilli chicken, Shahi paneer and Dal makhni

2.Name : Baujee Ka Dhaba
Venue : 1. 18, Hauz Khas Village, New Delhi
2. Third Floor, The Metropolitan MGF Mall,M. G. Road, Gurgaon,
Cuisine : North Indian and Chinese Food
Timings : 1200- 3.30pm, 6.30pm - 11.30pm.

3.Name : Alkakori Alkauser Take Away
Venue : R K Puram Sec VI, Vasant Vihar Punjabi Bagh
Cuisine: Tandoori and Mughlai cuisine, Speciality: Lucknow mutton Dum-Handi Biryani.
Timings: 7pm - 11pm

4.Name : Copper Chimney Restaurant
Venue : Bhanot Corner, G.K.-1, Pamposh Enclave, Delhi
Cuisine: Indian & Mughlai, Northern
Timings: 11.30 am to 3.00 pm, 7.30 pm to 11.30 pm

5.Name : Dhaba Restaurant
Venue : The Claridges, 12 Aurangzeb Road, Delhi
Cuisine: Northern India
Timings: 12.30 -2.30pm, 8pm - 11.30pm

6.Name : Dimple Restaurant
Venue : 2105, D.B. Gupta Road, Karol Bagh Delhi
Cuisine: Northern, Southern, Chinese
Timings: 11am to Midnight

7.Name : Mezbaan Restaurant
Venue : Hotel Marina, G/59, Connaught Circus, Delhi
Cuisine: North Indian, South Indian, West Indian, Chinese, Mughlai
Timings: 1.00pm to Midnight

8.Name : Mini Mahal
Venue : C-25A, Vasant Vihar, Main Shopping Centre
Cuisine: Indian, North Indian, Mughlai
Timings: 12.30pm to Midnight

9.Name : The Kabila Restaurant
Venue : 1st Floor, DDA Shopping Centre, Aurobindo Marg
Cuisine: Mughlai, Indian, Tandoori, Northern, Southern
Timings: 12 noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11pm

10.Name: Suvidha
Venue : 3058, Daryaganj, Near Golcha Parking New Delhi- 110002

11.Name : Agni Restaurant
Venue : The Park Hotel, 15, Parliament Street New Delhi- 110001
Attraction : Try Delicious Punjabi Food

12.Name : Aangan Restaurant
Venue : 0181-82, Chowk Gurudwara Road Karol Bagh New Delhi- 110005
Attraction: http://www.aanganrestaurant.com/website/ajit/main.html

13.Name: Aadar Satkar
Venue : Gate No.7, Pragati Maidan New Delhi- 110002

14.Name: Woks
Venue : Barakhamba Avenue New Delhi- 110001

15.Name: Paradise Food Plaza
Venue : 1, DDA Market, First Floor, Vasundhara Enclave New Delhi- 110096

16.Name: Raj Restaurant
Venue : DDA Central Market, Mayur Vihar, Phase III New Delhi- 110096

17.Name: Raj Mudrika Restaurant
Venue : S6, FIE, Patparganj Industrial Estate New Delhi - 110096

18.Name: Chinese Kathi
Venue : G-3, Pankaj Plaza II, Karkardooma Community Centre New Delhi- 110092

19.Name: Curzon Room
Venue : 7, Shyam Nath Marg, Oberoi Maidens New Delhi

20.Name: Great Wall
Venue : F-14/55, Model Town II New Delhi- 110009

21.Name: Dragon
Venue : City Park Hotel, KP Block, Pitampura New Delhi- 110089

22.Name: Kesar
Venue : B/FH-13, Shalimar Bagh New Delhi- 110052

23.Name : Fujiya Restaurant
Venue : 12/48, Malcha Market, Chanakyapuri New Delhi- 110021
Attraction: Superb, piping-hot Chinese dishes and fast service.

24.Name: Bread And More
Venue : N-17 Greater Kailash Market - I New Delhi- 110048

25.Name: Empress of China
Venue : Intercontinental Eros, Nehru Place New Delhi- 110019

26.Name: Flavors
Venue : 52C, Flyover Complex Opposite Moolchand Defence Colony New Delhi- 110024

27.Name: China Fort
Venue : B8, B-Block, Community Centre Janakpuri New Delhi- 110058

28.Name: Wok in the Clouds
Venue : J2/13, Rajouri Garden New Delhi- 110027

29.Name: Lazeez Khana
Venue : A31, Vishal Enclave Rajouri Garden New Delhi- 110027

30.Name: Chacha Da Dhaba
Venue : A3/72, Rohini New Delhi- 110085

31.Name : Café 100
Venue : B-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Ice creams galore, plus pizzas, burgers and fries to take away or eat in (standing). Long lunchtime queues; buy a meal ticket before you reach the counter.

32.Name : Don’t Pass Me By
Venue : 79 Scindia House
Attraction: Veg and Non-veg Chinese restaurant

33.Name : El Arab
Venue : Sansad Marg. Connaught Place
Attraction: Great place for Middle-Eastern dishes. Tasty hummus, baba ghanoush and Lebanese salads.

34.Name : Kovil
Venue : 2 E-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: South Indian veg dishes, with great dosas

35.Name : Kwality
Venue : Regal Building, Sansad Marg, Connaught Place
Attraction: Channa batura

36.Name : Nirula’s
Venue : 135 L-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: the Chinese or tasty multi-cuisine rooms upstairs, or sample some of the fifty flavours of delicious ice cream in the parlour.

37.Name : Parikrama
Venue : Kasturba Gandhi Marg
Attraction: Indian and Chinese cuisine in a revolving restaurant worth a visit.

38.Name : Rodeo
Venue : 12 A-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Mexican restaurant

39.Name : Sona Rupa
Venue : 46 Janpath, Connaught Place
Attraction: Good Indian and Chinese food.

40.Name : Spice Route
Venue : Hotel Imperial , Janpath
Attraction: Spicy Thai and Kerala cuisine

41.Name : Standard
Venue : 44 Regal Buildings, Connaught Place
Attraction: south Indian thalis

42.Name : Surang
Venue : Alka Hotel , 16-90 P-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Delicious tandoori and Mughlai specialities

43.Name : Karim’s
Venue : Nizamuddin.
Attraction: kebabs, korma and rumali roti

44.Name : Moti Mahal
Venue : Netaji Shubash Marg, Darya Ganj
Attraction: Tandoori chicken

45.Name : Natraj Bhalla Corner
Venue : Chandni Chowk
Attraction: Indian, Western and Chinese options

46.Name : Paratha Wali Gali
Venue : Chandni Chowk
Attraction: paratha to go with standard veg dishes, filled with anything from paneer and gobi to mutter and mooli

47.Name : Dumpukht
Venue : Diplomatic Enclave in Sadar Patel Marg.
Attraction: Mughlai specialty restaurants

48.Name : Top of the Village
Venue : Hauz Khas Village
Attraction: Hyderabadi dishes

49.Name : Dakshin
Venue : Mariott Welcom Hotel in District Center in Saket
Attraction: South Indian food.

50.Name : Sagar Ratna
Venue : 1.18-Defence Colony, New Delhi
2. 24, Defence Colony Market,New Delhi
3.IInd floor 3C’s,Alankar Cinema Buliding,Lajpat Nagar
4.C-2, Malviya Nagar,New Delhi
5.A-6/7 Chowdhary Balbir Singh Marg, Paschim Vihar
6.A-2/40, Rajouri Garden, New Delhi 110027
7.33/C-9, Sector -7,Rohini, New Delhi
8.Mayur Vihar,Plot No.01,First, Acharya Niketan,Pandav Nagar
9.Mayur Vihar PhaseI, New Delhi
10.B-1, A-11 Mohan cooperative ind. Area Mathura Road
Attraction: South Indian dishes. It serves dosas, dahi vadas and idlis.

51.Name : Le Belvedere
Venue : Le Meridien in Windsor Place.
Attraction: Continental Restaurants

52.Name : Lizard Lounge
Venue : South Extension region in New Delhi
Attraction: Mediterranean dishes

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand …………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air………………………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart…………..
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke……and ends in ashes…
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
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when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………..pick d phone idiot
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is a most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time you are Born….
until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts…
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be health
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!

I Want To Go Back To The Time
When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING,
Not PROMOTIONS.
When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE,
Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS.
When DAD Was The Only HERO,
Not DEPP Or TOM.
When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth,
Not Your DESIGNATION.
When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS,
Not Your MANAGER.
When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES,
Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks.
When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS,
Not The DYING HEARTS.
And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW,
Not For YEARS & YEARS.

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
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Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
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Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
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Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara….
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Some Windows Vista errors are caused by corrupt system files causing instabilities, but troubleshooting these problems manually can be almost impossible. Thankfully, Vista includes a “System File Checker” application that will verify the integrity of core system files.

There are 2 types of scan, a verification and a scan/repair mode. The former will only check the files without repairing them automatically, the latter will fix any errors it finds.

To begin, load the command prompt by starting “cmd” from the run box (Press WINDOWS KEY + R to access this):

Then, type in one of the following commands (followed by the enter key) depending on the type of scan you wish to perform:

• sfc /verifyonly - To verify any corrupt files only.
• sfc /scannow - To verify and fix any corrupt files.

This will then start the scan and inform you of any files that require fixing

I landed in Toronto in the first week of Dec 2007, very first sight for me was most of the land covered with snow, on the top that at immiration counter officer told me, still there is much more to see in future, that very statement of his filled me with lot of expectaions and yup he was absolutely right, a week after that only I get to see winter storm that was simply amazing with 15 cm of snowfall.

When I was leaving from India, most of my friends, colleauges told me that it’s not the right time to be in toronto as it would be very cold there, you won’t be able roam around and enjoy there, To some extent they were right, even I too was having the same notion in my mind, but now after being here for more than 2 months my view point has changed a bit, yup it’s true that most of the time it’s very cold outside, temperature could be between 0 to –30 degree celcius and on the topof it wind chill efect which makes it even more worse but that’s one of the reason which actually makes u explore the PATH which is being constructed underground walkway linking 27 kilometres of shopping, services and entertainment. It is the largest underground shopping complex with 27 km (16 miles) of shopping arcades. There are approximate 1200 shops inside it and more than 50 buildings/office towers are connected aur u can say a complete mini world consturcted underground which can only be belived only after u actually see it. Even after 2 months I ‘m sure I ‘ve not seen each every corner of the path.

Here are few of the snaps of the Path to give the feel of it:

Experince of snowfall that too so often can only be felt by being here. Thick layer of snow beside lake just drives me crazy. Few snaps to give u same feelings:

Now I ‘m eagerly waiting for spring weather, which is known to be as big tourist time here and hope would get the chance to see that also.

To be continued in the next post….

9:03 am
You get an SMS alert from your broker. The hot tip says you buy XYZ with stop loss at Rs 552. It also says price can go touch Rs 582 to Rs 595 intra-day.

9:32 am
You enter office and instantly onto ICICIdirect.com to view your holdings. You also check moneycontrol.com to read the pre-opening commentary.

10:03 am
The market is open and stock XYZ opened at 564, up 2 per cent to 575. It’s very close to the target of 582. So, you wait a bit for it to cool off. When you see the price hit 569, you buy 500 shares of XYZ at 569.20 each.

The trade value is approximately Rs 2.6 lakh (Rs 260,000), done with a limit provision of 6X, ie you have Rs 50,000 with the broker and thus your trade limit is Rs 3 lakh (Rs 300,000). Oops! Now it’s down to Rs 567 and you are losing Rs 1,000.

You decide to follow the wait-and-watch strategy as the stock is moving between 576 and 572. Here’s the plan: You decide to wait for it to touch 585, which will mean a gain of Rs 16. Then you’ll pocket a cool Rs 8,000 for 500 shares and walk home with a new Barbie set worth Rs 2,000 for your daughter.

11 am
You start work 90 minutes late! After checking a few e-mails, you have a quick peek at XYZ. Wow! It’s trading at Rs 574 and you are up Rs 2,500. You think: maybe I should quit and start doing this, full-time, from the cosy confines of home!

1:04 pm
Almost lunchtime, and you check the price of XYZ. Damn! It’s at Rs 546. If only you were watching, you would have been able to cut losses. That’s Rs 18 down and you are down by Rs 9,000.

1:40 pm
Post-lunch, you exchange some ‘hot tips’ with your colleague; he just bought 1,000 stocks of XYZ at Rs 555. He got a wind of some internal news that markets will move up and XYZ will hit Rs 580 in no time. You are happy to be privy to such inside information.

You want to average out your cost from Rs 569. You buy another 500 at Rs 557 and now your average price is Rs 563 and you place a sell limit of Rs 581. If this happens you make a Rs 18,000 profit for the day. That’s 25 per cent of your salary in just a day, phew!

You ask your boss if you can post-pone your meeting to 4 pm; the markets close by then!

2:41 pm
XYZ is now moving up and is at Rs 569, now. You are happy, confident that XYZ will make you rich today.

3:03 pm
XYZ is at Rs 566, the prices are coming down again and your heart is pounding. It’s now down to Rs 543. You don’t know what to do. Should you cut your losses or wait? Okay. Here’s another strategy — whatever the price is at 3:25 pm you will sell.

3:17 pm
XYZ is moving up again and is currently at Rs 557. Boss is calling and you are out of patience. So you sell 1000 shares at Rs 557. You lost Rs 6,000 based on your average price of Rs 563. But there’s always tomorrow.

4 pm
You are in a meeting with you boss, discussing the strategy for the quarter. But you are still thinking about XYZ; you have some unfinished business! You need to work late and file in reports.

4:30 pm
You are back at your desk. Your curiosity gets the better of you and you check the prices of XYZ. It has closed at 570. What a pity! Had the boss not called you, you would have ended in a plus today.

The verdict

That was a snapshot of a typical day in the life of a trader on the stock market trading is a zero sum game. One person wins while the other loses. But the addiction is immense, as the feeling of having a turnover of Rs 1 crore (Rs 10 million) in a month is overwhelming. Instead of spending time speculating, focus on the job at hand. Money will come your way, anyway.

Quick tips for working professionals

Dos:
1. Make an investment after due research.
2. Always have a long-term perspective.
3. Spread your investments wisely. Invest in stocks as well as mutual funds

Don’ts:
1. You cannot beat the markets, so don’t waste time trying to.
2. If you made money in day trading, someone else must have lost it. Don’t push your luck too far.
3. Don’t speculate.