5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

Officer : What Is Your Name?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father’s Name?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh?

Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?

Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance….?

Officer : Mp!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir?

Officer : Mentally Puncture