5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

I never believed in it but now I think it works:Said in the Hindi movie  “OM Shanti OM”

“Agar kissi ko sache dil se Chao, to puri qaynaat use tumse milane mein lag jaati hai.”

Now modified version by my: “Agar kissi ko sache dil se Chao and uska dindhora peet do duniya bhar bher mein, to puri qaynaat use tumse milane mein lag jaati hai,  ”

Something similar happened to me: I came to CANADA last time that’s during winter Dec 2007 on the official trip with lots of dreams in the eyes, that I ‘ll see the snowfall which has always attracted me like anything.
Out of all the natural beauties, this is what was missing from my “To be Seen” list.

But Fortunately or Unfortunately I had to go back from Canada in the end of April 2008, The time when actually spring season start
know as best season to have fun here. I even heard that people over here go crazy during this season and live life as if they are in heaven.

That time I wish, hope I get the chance to come here again during spring season with a very little idea, that I would get the chance to come back. I do have the hope alive for the same.

And Yes I did get the chance and I think that’s the reason why I m writing again something from my inner core of the heart. WhateverI heard in my last visit turned out to be absolutely correct. I too had a very good time, saw all those places about which I even didn’t know before actually seeing them.

Now again the time has come to leave Canada and go back to home country, so what’s my new wish? Do I have one?
So the answer is Yes

My wish:

“Someone special is waiting for me ”

Again I m keeping the hope alive.

1. (Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don’t want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
 
 
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn’t watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything
 
 
3. (You decide)
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick…

Put about 100 bricks in some
particular order in a closed
room with an
open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
after 6 hours and then analyze
the  situation.

If they are counting the
bricks.
Put them in the accounts
department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the
whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
into pieces.
Put them in information
technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
different combinations, yet
not a brick has
been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
the day.
Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the
window.
Put them on strategic
planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
other and not a single brick
has been
moved.

Congratulate them and put them
in top management.