Jun 20
Jun 18
Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case……ok”
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates : “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates : “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President : “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father : “But this young man is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
President : “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your ATTITUDE should be positive..
Jun 16
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!(Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!(Postulate 2)
So, we have.
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore.from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Jun 05
1. Make it a habit to walk to the local market instead of taking the car. Long term, it will lead to a lot of fuel saving and is a healthier option too. 2 Signing up for a car pool or making use of public transport is a good idea.
3.Level of air pressure in the tyres improve fuel efficiency.
4.Park the car in shade and get tinted glasses.
5.Switch off the ignition at red signals and for long halts.
Just take these small measures and see the difference.
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