5 Jokes a day Keeps Doctor Away!

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.

3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.

4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.

5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.

6. Passing your final exams with good grades.

7. Being a part of an interesting conversation.

8. Finding some money in some old pants.

9. Laughing at yourself.

10. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.

11. Laughing without a reason.

12. “Accidentally” hearing someone say somthing good about you.

13. Watching the sunset.

14. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important

person in your life.

15. Feeling this buzz in your body when seeing this”special”

someone.

16. Having a great time with your friends.

17. Seeing the one you love happy.

18. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling

his/her perfume.

19. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great

memories.

20. Hearing someone telling you “I LOVE YOU”

1. Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
“Saints”

The other loves too many,

4.

Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

5.

Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new

Just few hours left for your exams..!

7. Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8.Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

9 .

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!

Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”  

10 .A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

….. Leave them to us

1. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
2. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
3. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
4. What is expansion of “ICICI?”
5. What does “baker’s dozen” signify?
6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with
Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
7. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
8. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
9. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
10. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
11. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
12. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
13. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international
cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
14. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
15. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
(other than Vatican )?
16. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS

1. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
2. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
3. Satellite Television Asian Region
4. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India
5. A baker’s dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen
6. That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi being killed.
7. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is Indian
’s National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla)
8. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: ‘god be with you’.
9. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
10. South Korea ..
11. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war)
12. Geoffrey Boycott
13. John Traicos
14. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln
15. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa ..
16. Polo.