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Last weekend, we went to SELECT CITY WALK, mall in Saket, Delhi, a pretty famous mall to visit. As was heard, this mall was really huge and definitely eye catcher. We got down at Saket Metro station thinking it’s the closet metro station to the mall, would be at walk able distance but no this was not the case. After walking for a while, we decided to hire Auto for Rs.25 after lot of bargaining from Rs.30,As what usually happens if your R&D is not robust, one will have to pass through all these situations.Finally we reached in the mall, First thing we wanted to do was to have lunch as we were a bit hungry after a long journey of 1 hr :). SO we started searching for food court and all possible food joints so that we could choose the best meal for our Lunch. It took us quite a while to find food court… all credit goes to such a huge Mall. Out of various varieties of dishes we selected Sizzlers (Paneer shiskla).. Contrary to our expectation quantity of food was less, pretty tasteless..all we get to eat was boiled vegetables although the price was quite high? What comes next was much awaited window shopping, definitely enjoyed a lot.We got to see some brands which are available only in this Mall which brought toys for kids from Paris, homemade cosmetics etc. Although we were in window shopping mode we actually ended up doing real shopping.

You know what its Malviya Nagar Metro station which is nearest to this Mall not saket this we got to know when we took an auto to come back to home.

In all it was a day full of fun.
All this could happen because of commencement of metro link between Qutab Minar and Central secretariat.
Thanks to DMRC .

I had heard lot about this place and so many ads of it made it so obvious for me to visit this place once. So after doing little bit of R&D about the place, I and my friend decided to visit this on last weekend. I started my journey at 11 a.m. in the morning after having my breakfast knowing in advance that this place opens at 1 p.m. Thanks to my little bit of R&D. We reached at the destination on time at 1 p.m. See how important it is to do little bit of R&D before visiting the place; it makes things fall in place. We used metro train to reach to this place as it was near to “IFFCO Chowk” metro station. From metro station we took rikshaw for Rs.20 to the destination, although it was at walking distance from metro distance, it was not in our knowledge before reaching there. As we entered the kingdom, our first task was to take entry ticket, which turned out to be of Rs.750 each including Rs.100 as Entry Fee and Rs.600 for food which is compulsory to spend on the same day inside the kingdom, a way to make you spend at least Rs.700 in the kingdom. Yup Rs.50 is refundable kept as security of the card, which brings some cheers to face at the time of buying of ticket. On Weekday from Monday to Friday, the same journey would cost you only Rs.500. Cool yah !!
As what usually happens, we started viewing this place taking lot of snaps and videos; yup this place is full of wonderful views, so do carry good camera and fully charged battery.We found this place very beautiful, amazing, awesome etc. in short blend of all Indian cultures at one place. Yup bit expensive but worth for one time visit. After roaming for a while we decided to have our lunch. So many varieties were available here that it was bit confusing to decide on which one we should go for? As we always find Punjabi food to be the good choice to have good heavy meals, we went for it. We took 1 Kadai Paneer for Rs250, 1 kashmere Naan and 1 Kulcha worth Rs.60 each. Quantity is good enough for 2 people. Food was delicious and on the top of it we were hungry so we enjoyed it very much. Addition to this, we got to sit on the “Khat”, which brought us feeling of relaxation. Still we felt a bit tired. This may be because we were so enthusiastic and existed to see this place, that we used almost all of our energy in just first two and a half hrs. After that we enjoyed many sips of Masala Tea of Rs.50 having 7 spices of India. Now we had covered almost everything and still we were left with ample time to spend here, you know what how I utilized this time is by writing this nice article of my experience here.What this place comprises of : Lal Quila of Delhi,Truck from Punjab,Train from Mumbai, ”Nawabi thhaat” from Lucknow , beach of Goa, Huts of Kerela, temple of Chennai, Karnataka, Orissa giving feeling of South India.Addition to this some there were some entertaining shows going on from time to time like Rajasthani Dance , Juggling show, Sambhapuri dance, Jugli dance… To cheer up the kids 2 people dressed up in costumes like monkeys were also there who were showing typical monkey harkatein. Kids were enjoying pulling up their tails and running after them.Apart form that there wasn’t much for kids, this is the only part I felt was missing there.For youth or young generation 2-3 bars were also present there to chill out.Now how can I miss such important things, Variety of shopping arcade for gals? Shopping stores displaying famous items(bangles , shawls costing upto Rs.50000,purse,paiting,kitchen items like dinner set, Tea cups etc.,jewellery,clothes ) from every state. Which keeps gals happy and high J. Me also couldn’t stop myself from indulging into shopping, I also gave try to Pathani Kurta, no doubt was looking cool :).Adding to above excitement, luckily we also get to see “Rakhi Sawant” there just from 4 feet. She came there for Star Plus interview. We also shot her video.Finally after having complete fun the entire day, we decided to leave from there, but we missed 1 thing , that’s returning of the Entry Card which we got at the time of buying Entry Ticket thinking that it would be returned at the exist gate. No, I was wrong, after exiting from there we came to know that there was 1 Rajasthan counter, where it was to be returned. So we took U turn and made entry from the Exist Gate after explaining the situation to the guard at the exist gate. Got our refund back, Happy Ending :).

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here’s a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5′ x 5′ is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy
revisit
benchmark
fast track
touch base

strategic fit
expeditious
value-added
result-driven
mindset

core competencies
to tell you the truth (or ‘the truth is’)
proactive
empower (or empowerment)
client focus(ed)

best practice
24/7
win-win
knowledge base
paradigm

bottom line
out of the loop
think outside the box
at the end of the day
game plan

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout ‘BULLSHIT!’

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‘The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.’ - Ben, Denver

‘The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed ‘BULLSHIT!’ for the third time in two hours.’ - Paul, Cleveland

YOUR NUMBER AND WHAT YOU ARE!

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1.

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2.

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3.

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4.

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5.

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6.

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7.

If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r number 8.

If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r number 9.

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritative, famous person…always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will

have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too… Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children… You are pioneer, independent & original…Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

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Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of your family…You are

gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

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Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a man/woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It’s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone’s attitude then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won’t be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it’s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

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Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times,

you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don’t know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well…All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too..

You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order…

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
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Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks lets do this”. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times ‘coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it’s your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

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Number 6
Loop ’s. you are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further …

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

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Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of un-fullfillness, such worries all their

lifetime. It’s probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don’t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

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Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there’s no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say “this is what”. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! U become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals,

accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

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Number 9
Hey..you guys are the un-compatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achieve what you have done, it’s always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights

and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

1.Name : Pehli Manzil
Venue : 81/3-1, Sri Aurobindo Marg Adchini, New Delhi
Timings : 1200 - 3pm, 7.30pm- 11.30pm.
Attraction: Chilli chicken, Shahi paneer and Dal makhni

2.Name : Baujee Ka Dhaba
Venue : 1. 18, Hauz Khas Village, New Delhi
2. Third Floor, The Metropolitan MGF Mall,M. G. Road, Gurgaon,
Cuisine : North Indian and Chinese Food
Timings : 1200- 3.30pm, 6.30pm - 11.30pm.

3.Name : Alkakori Alkauser Take Away
Venue : R K Puram Sec VI, Vasant Vihar Punjabi Bagh
Cuisine: Tandoori and Mughlai cuisine, Speciality: Lucknow mutton Dum-Handi Biryani.
Timings: 7pm - 11pm

4.Name : Copper Chimney Restaurant
Venue : Bhanot Corner, G.K.-1, Pamposh Enclave, Delhi
Cuisine: Indian & Mughlai, Northern
Timings: 11.30 am to 3.00 pm, 7.30 pm to 11.30 pm

5.Name : Dhaba Restaurant
Venue : The Claridges, 12 Aurangzeb Road, Delhi
Cuisine: Northern India
Timings: 12.30 -2.30pm, 8pm - 11.30pm

6.Name : Dimple Restaurant
Venue : 2105, D.B. Gupta Road, Karol Bagh Delhi
Cuisine: Northern, Southern, Chinese
Timings: 11am to Midnight

7.Name : Mezbaan Restaurant
Venue : Hotel Marina, G/59, Connaught Circus, Delhi
Cuisine: North Indian, South Indian, West Indian, Chinese, Mughlai
Timings: 1.00pm to Midnight

8.Name : Mini Mahal
Venue : C-25A, Vasant Vihar, Main Shopping Centre
Cuisine: Indian, North Indian, Mughlai
Timings: 12.30pm to Midnight

9.Name : The Kabila Restaurant
Venue : 1st Floor, DDA Shopping Centre, Aurobindo Marg
Cuisine: Mughlai, Indian, Tandoori, Northern, Southern
Timings: 12 noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11pm

10.Name: Suvidha
Venue : 3058, Daryaganj, Near Golcha Parking New Delhi- 110002

11.Name : Agni Restaurant
Venue : The Park Hotel, 15, Parliament Street New Delhi- 110001
Attraction : Try Delicious Punjabi Food

12.Name : Aangan Restaurant
Venue : 0181-82, Chowk Gurudwara Road Karol Bagh New Delhi- 110005
Attraction: http://www.aanganrestaurant.com/website/ajit/main.html

13.Name: Aadar Satkar
Venue : Gate No.7, Pragati Maidan New Delhi- 110002

14.Name: Woks
Venue : Barakhamba Avenue New Delhi- 110001

15.Name: Paradise Food Plaza
Venue : 1, DDA Market, First Floor, Vasundhara Enclave New Delhi- 110096

16.Name: Raj Restaurant
Venue : DDA Central Market, Mayur Vihar, Phase III New Delhi- 110096

17.Name: Raj Mudrika Restaurant
Venue : S6, FIE, Patparganj Industrial Estate New Delhi - 110096

18.Name: Chinese Kathi
Venue : G-3, Pankaj Plaza II, Karkardooma Community Centre New Delhi- 110092

19.Name: Curzon Room
Venue : 7, Shyam Nath Marg, Oberoi Maidens New Delhi

20.Name: Great Wall
Venue : F-14/55, Model Town II New Delhi- 110009

21.Name: Dragon
Venue : City Park Hotel, KP Block, Pitampura New Delhi- 110089

22.Name: Kesar
Venue : B/FH-13, Shalimar Bagh New Delhi- 110052

23.Name : Fujiya Restaurant
Venue : 12/48, Malcha Market, Chanakyapuri New Delhi- 110021
Attraction: Superb, piping-hot Chinese dishes and fast service.

24.Name: Bread And More
Venue : N-17 Greater Kailash Market - I New Delhi- 110048

25.Name: Empress of China
Venue : Intercontinental Eros, Nehru Place New Delhi- 110019

26.Name: Flavors
Venue : 52C, Flyover Complex Opposite Moolchand Defence Colony New Delhi- 110024

27.Name: China Fort
Venue : B8, B-Block, Community Centre Janakpuri New Delhi- 110058

28.Name: Wok in the Clouds
Venue : J2/13, Rajouri Garden New Delhi- 110027

29.Name: Lazeez Khana
Venue : A31, Vishal Enclave Rajouri Garden New Delhi- 110027

30.Name: Chacha Da Dhaba
Venue : A3/72, Rohini New Delhi- 110085

31.Name : Café 100
Venue : B-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Ice creams galore, plus pizzas, burgers and fries to take away or eat in (standing). Long lunchtime queues; buy a meal ticket before you reach the counter.

32.Name : Don’t Pass Me By
Venue : 79 Scindia House
Attraction: Veg and Non-veg Chinese restaurant

33.Name : El Arab
Venue : Sansad Marg. Connaught Place
Attraction: Great place for Middle-Eastern dishes. Tasty hummus, baba ghanoush and Lebanese salads.

34.Name : Kovil
Venue : 2 E-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: South Indian veg dishes, with great dosas

35.Name : Kwality
Venue : Regal Building, Sansad Marg, Connaught Place
Attraction: Channa batura

36.Name : Nirula’s
Venue : 135 L-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: the Chinese or tasty multi-cuisine rooms upstairs, or sample some of the fifty flavours of delicious ice cream in the parlour.

37.Name : Parikrama
Venue : Kasturba Gandhi Marg
Attraction: Indian and Chinese cuisine in a revolving restaurant worth a visit.

38.Name : Rodeo
Venue : 12 A-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Mexican restaurant

39.Name : Sona Rupa
Venue : 46 Janpath, Connaught Place
Attraction: Good Indian and Chinese food.

40.Name : Spice Route
Venue : Hotel Imperial , Janpath
Attraction: Spicy Thai and Kerala cuisine

41.Name : Standard
Venue : 44 Regal Buildings, Connaught Place
Attraction: south Indian thalis

42.Name : Surang
Venue : Alka Hotel , 16-90 P-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Delicious tandoori and Mughlai specialities

43.Name : Karim’s
Venue : Nizamuddin.
Attraction: kebabs, korma and rumali roti

44.Name : Moti Mahal
Venue : Netaji Shubash Marg, Darya Ganj
Attraction: Tandoori chicken

45.Name : Natraj Bhalla Corner
Venue : Chandni Chowk
Attraction: Indian, Western and Chinese options

46.Name : Paratha Wali Gali
Venue : Chandni Chowk
Attraction: paratha to go with standard veg dishes, filled with anything from paneer and gobi to mutter and mooli

47.Name : Dumpukht
Venue : Diplomatic Enclave in Sadar Patel Marg.
Attraction: Mughlai specialty restaurants

48.Name : Top of the Village
Venue : Hauz Khas Village
Attraction: Hyderabadi dishes

49.Name : Dakshin
Venue : Mariott Welcom Hotel in District Center in Saket
Attraction: South Indian food.

50.Name : Sagar Ratna
Venue : 1.18-Defence Colony, New Delhi
2. 24, Defence Colony Market,New Delhi
3.IInd floor 3C’s,Alankar Cinema Buliding,Lajpat Nagar
4.C-2, Malviya Nagar,New Delhi
5.A-6/7 Chowdhary Balbir Singh Marg, Paschim Vihar
6.A-2/40, Rajouri Garden, New Delhi 110027
7.33/C-9, Sector -7,Rohini, New Delhi
8.Mayur Vihar,Plot No.01,First, Acharya Niketan,Pandav Nagar
9.Mayur Vihar PhaseI, New Delhi
10.B-1, A-11 Mohan cooperative ind. Area Mathura Road
Attraction: South Indian dishes. It serves dosas, dahi vadas and idlis.

51.Name : Le Belvedere
Venue : Le Meridien in Windsor Place.
Attraction: Continental Restaurants

52.Name : Lizard Lounge
Venue : South Extension region in New Delhi
Attraction: Mediterranean dishes

Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?”
‘50gms!’ ….. ‘100gms!’ …..’125gms’ …the students answered.

“I really don’t know unless I weigh it,” said the professor, ” but, my question is:
What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?”
‘Nothing’ ..the students said.
‘Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?’ the professor asked.
‘Your arm would begin to ache’ said one of the student
“You’re right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!”.. ventured another student & all the students laughed
“Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?”asked the professor.
‘No’. Was the answer.
“Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?”
The students were puzzled.
“What should I do now to come out of pain?” asked professor again.
“Put the glass down!” said one of the students
“Exactly!” said the professor.
Life’s problems are something like this.Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
It’s important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to ‘PUT THEM DOWN’ at the end of every day before You go to sleep..
That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &s trong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!
PUT THE GLASS DOWN !

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand …………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air………………………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart…………..
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke……and ends in ashes…
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
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when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………..pick d phone idiot
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is a most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time you are Born….
until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts…
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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